Let's Sexy Engrish!

I apologize if any of you have already seen the video in question, but I would be doing a disservice to the readers of Bufford the Wonder Blog, and indeed, the internet if I didn't share this with you. I'll not say much about it at first as I want you to experience it as I did; knowing very little about it. However I'll tell you that it's an instructional video from Japan that seems geared toward Japanese men trying to hook up with English speaking women. Watch the whole thing. It's worth it. Oh, and so very not safe for work.

First of all, we here at the Wonder Blog would like to apologize for the sexual nature of this video. No doubt many of you are scared for life. However we do not apologize for posting it, because if you can't laugh at the actor's 180 from semi-real porno set up to Junior High Cheerleaders at a pep-rally... you just aren't human.

I think someone dramatically mistranslated "cockpit." Seriously. I'll admit I often giggle at the word, however I know I'm being childish. Makes me wonder what's going to happen when the producers of this video learn the word 'booby trap'. My guess is it will be used to describe a bra. Or perhaps, hands.

Not to mention the hilariousness of the awkward Japanese man saying "This is dick," and vigorously grabbing his penis for emphasis. And his "GD, you can say 'cock' too!" I don't think there's anything that can really be said about the rest of it except that I desperately need to go to Japan. The Engrish alone would be worth the cost of the trip. And believe that I would come back with a trove of this kind of thing. I would be the Marco Polo of the interwebs returning, not with spices, but hilarious poorly translated items that make "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" look like this sign. And my legacy would be cemented.

- Scott

P.S. "Blowing job." That is all.