C'mon post

Current Mood: Impressively lazy (instead of finding the remote and muting the TV, I just turned the game up louder)
Current Music: Led Zepplin - Kashmir (as played through an NES music processor)

Nintendo should just start making everything. I mean it. The NES controller is already a belt buckle, MP3 player, and all around geek chic item. The NES itself is the ultimate in computer case mods. So really, why isn't it still the 80's? That seems to be the basis of all fashion, music, and movies today. Are we any better off? Oh yeah, blazing fast porn. How could I forget.

Anyway I wanted to whip out a post considering the likelihood that I'll be busy these next few days (what with my being a stud and all the girlies being home for Thanksgiving... better get 'em before the holiday flux sets in). And this post is all about my favorite person: myself. So let's bring you all up to speed on what I've been doing and what I'm going to be doing over the past, and next few days respectivelly. And we'll use the post condensing tool of the year: bullets.

• Last few days: Went and saw Walk the Line which had some serious pacing issues. However whatever went on during the 2nd act was completely drowned out by the drunk-off-his-ass heckler in the back periodically slurring "C'mon Johnny!" It. Was. Hilarious. There was a breif scene with Waylon Jennings and Drunky McHeckle switched smoothly into a one time "C'mon Waylon". I was amazed that despite being more plastered than the outside of a Mexican villa, the guy had perfect comedic timing. However the kicker of the whole event was when bitchy girl No. 3 decided to intervene. Here is their exact exchange:

Bitchy Girl No. 3: Would you please shut up?!
Drunky McHeckle: I'm sorry...
Bitchy Girl No.3: It's ok.
Drunky McHeckle: Be quiet, we're trying to watch a movie here!

• I really was sad to see him go. That day also included a lovely conversation on the topic of cock piercings and the exact meaning of "Hot Carl". A car full of guys spins a wonderful web of topics. I had a pretty decent call back to the "Hot Carl" discussion later on, but for the life of me I can't remember what the second topic was. Steve, help me out?
  

• Most Recent Few Days: I've been planning a pretty bitchin' party for my school. Well... kind of... it's a LAN Party. I know. I know. Geeky. But still, we've got two girls comming. Not too hard on the eyes either. Not that I'll notice, what with the fragging of n00Bz and boasting of my superior penis size and the resultant boost in gameplay skill.
  

• Next Few Days: I'll be in Jerseyville. On Thanksgiving I'll be as drunk as the Golden Girls at Mardi Gras, so don't expect to be able to contact me. I believe the quote was "So break out the Bailey's because I plan to be two bottles deep before we even cook the bird." I think that pretty much covers it. Other than that, I'm open for shenanigans as always. If you want in, you know the digits.
  

Enjoy T-day everyone.

- Scott