How much more no could I say?

And the answer is none. None more no. A general alert to people trying to sell me magazines at my door. Nobody sits at home thinking "I wish I could get a subscription to some B-list magazine, but gosh darnit I just hate to have to cross my threshold." Nobody. Ever. So stop comming to my door with the same lame cool guy tricks and trying to get me to send you to Paris. You aren't going to Paris. You've got a better chance of tricking the make a wish people into having Britney Spears deflower you (hmmm, not a bad idea though) than getting my money away from me. Now if you were selling Online Roleplaying Games...that might be a different story.