Ok, I could do one of my monsterously detailed posts of what my weekend was like and what I did and the consistency of my stool, but instead I'm going to post some quotes from it. Some with setup, some not. How's that sound? (What a stupid question, I can't hear you. And if I could, I wouldn't care!)
- Emily H: "I'm like a camel; I drink alot." (Pause) "And I spit alot!"
- (Pause)
- Scott: "And you let men ride your humps."
- In reference to a friend of Barrett's:
- Scott: "He's the guy with really big... eyes." (Funnier aloud)
- In reference to Facebook chain letters:
- "Oooh, I've been hit by the beautiful truck, and the alcoholic truck, and the sex truck. WELL YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE HOMO TRUCK! QUIT SENDING ME CHAIN LETTERS"
- A large group of black football players is comming toward us down a dark sidestreet.
- Barrett (in undertones to Emily): Keep your head down, don't make eye contact.
- (Emily does so.)
- Barrett (two seconds later): Yo yo yo, what's up? High five! Alright. *Runs through the middle of them laughing madly getting high fives while they look bemused at his drunken antics*
- In a store trying on hats. Wearing a small fedora:
- Scott: "I look like a Jewish man getting on the train... to Auschwitz."
- Scott: (in a beanie) "Hey ese! Let's lower our cars and talk about how we're different from other demo-graphics. I'm Carlos Mencia!"
- Scott: (silly hat) "Don't that look cunning?"
- Scott to Maggie: Hey Kati... damn it. I mean Maggie. It's just that you look like...
- Maggie: Fuck you.
- Scott (the rest of the night, Irish accent on her name): Margaret Mary McGuinness... more like McGODDESS! Maggie is the best name ever! I'm going to name my kids Maggie. All of them!"
- At one point I actually took contact cement I found and wrote "MAGS" on my arm. Then super glued a bible onto it. I do not recall how I intended to make up for calling her Katie in this manner. I do remember that it was, in fact, hilarious.
Yarr, Captain Morgan be hangin' his head right about now.
Tomorrow's topic: being less concise, possibly in relation to copyright laws.
- Scott
- Scott
Let's see Scott... trying to think of what you missed while you were gone this weekend. Ummmm... Tim's Goodbye Party we played "Scene It" and Tim won (but I made it my personal goal to send him back a space every chance I got). We did dishes (read: Ro did dishes). And we played some Burnout: Revenge. yeah, that's about all.
ReplyDeleteMy weekend was teh awesome and yours was teh lame. Congratulations, you officially HAVE NO FUN WITHOUT ME! Muwhahaha. Now if I could just steal Brittany Harris away from you all will be mine!
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I will school anyone in Scene It, regardless of ridiculous attempts to hinder me.
ReplyDeleteHey, I finished Eragon, by the way. My enjoyment of it only served to make me angrier at the stupid child prodigy.
Tim had a Goodbye Party?!?
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