Monday, September 18, 2006

Braff Folds Five

Ok, last week featured an overly long explanation of the Top Five/Bottom Five. This week will be twice as succinct. Or half as long. Come to think of it, I could cut that last sentence... and this one.

Top Five:
1.) This man is an inspiration. He didn't go to college. He worked a job, made money. Saved it. Then spent it all on his world wide wanderlust. Somebody saw the original video, then paid him to repeat the feat with better cameras... and they'd finance it. So he went, what you see is the result. For someone who is considering venturing into the real world once and for all... it's a comfort to see someone else who's just as ridiculous as me.
2.) Seen Garden State? Seen the trailer for The Last Kiss? Know who Zach Braff is? Read this. Love it.
3.) My very educated mother just spelled umlauts, nerd. It just doesn't make sense without Pluto.
4.) Debating what a song means? Check this site. I'm semi-addicted.
5.) Self explanatory.

Bottom Five:
1.) What the crap, Apple?
2.) See #1
3.) Most self-righteous, self-important, annoying people to walk the earth.
4.) Who assigned it? A journalist.
5.) Friends are great, but Battlestar Galactica season premiers happen but once a season.

- Scott

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Jolly good post, chap.

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  2. What in Fred Karno's is going on here? I've never seen such closely grouped, widely known, generic English slang in my life. Quick, call a truck a lorry. Also make sure to say "fire brigade" instead of fire department. Oooh, and "for hire" instead of for rent.

    Also, thanks for commenting.

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