Tuesday, December 12, 2006

What's the time?

It's time to get ill. And apparently, unlike those brothers out there flakin and perpetratin', but scared to kick reality, I know what time it is.

Ok, I'm loopy. Just wanted to update my constituents.

- Scott

P.S. All of this was meant to mean "I've been flu-sick since Saturday night. And frankly I still feel like shit."

published with much attention to detail by Scott @ 12/12/2006 10:45:00 AM

8 comments:

  1. Nessa Happens11:26 AM

    right...I've been thinking about this, and I believe you being ill for the premiere could work to our advantage.

    It'll help disguise your lack of Australian accent for one, and help make allowances for any discrepancies in appearance. So, you can go ahead with our plan. Obviously your movie star alter ego has seen the premiere in London, and New York - but he's a country boy at heart and he wanted to see it in the "heartland" someplace.

    Rent the limo, dress like a foppish Australian (did you see the white flowing open collared shirt he wore on American Chopper? Ding dong!), and rock that theater like the movie star you are. If anyone looks even slightly uncertain about your identity, have one of your 'entourage' confide in a loud stage whisper "he's been ill...a cold"

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  2. Nessa Happens2:12 PM

    p.s. "Well it's gotta be close to midniiiiiight..."

    What I want to know is, is your body talking to you Scott? And if so, is it saying 'it's time for danger...'?

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  3. Scott4:09 PM

    It's funny, but just this morning I thought "I want to commit a crime, or be the cause of a fight."

    Eventually I decided I wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger.

    But that's true most days.

    - Scott

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  4. Anonymous2:03 AM

    Scotty, hope you're feeling better.

    In a nicer bit o news I figured out how to add you blog to my Google Reader RSS feeds. I realize this might cut down on your hits (I think), but it keeps me current without stalking your site. Oh and your user name is gmoneydopefly apparently.

    -Stevo

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  5. Anonymous9:51 AM

    I miss Scott.

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  6. Nessa Happens11:17 AM

    On a completely unrelated note - I know what to get you for Christmas...

    http://www.bordermail.com.au/news/bm/national/503500.html

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  7. Nessa Happens1:43 PM

    p.s.

    Penetration.

    http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-935.png

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  8. Scott12:32 PM

    Replies, sweet replies.

    Here we go:

    Stevo, I do feel better. See the above post.

    Kimmy, thanks for missing me. Sorry I've been gone like a fart in the wind lately. But I'm back. And like a fart in an elevator: I'm here to stay.

    Nessa, had you been suggesting a Bro I would have reached through the internet cloud and slapped you emphatically. Since you've found a product that makes my package look even MORE appealing (ask Andrea Sherman; it needs little assistance) I applaud you. *Clapture*

    Nes P.S., Love that card.

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