They can take our lives, but they can never take our FACEBOOK

There is a rebellion in progress. The internet is rent in twain! The biggest issue of the year is currently being decided. That's right, Facebook has been redesigned. And people hate it. I, too, hate the redesign, and seeing that they provided me button as soon as I logged in allowing me to "Send Feedback" I had no choice but to do just that.

I share my thoughts with you below:

Dear Sir or Madame,

I recently had an experience that I just had to write you about. I logged into your Social Networking 2.0 site, and I discovered, to my chagrin(!) that it now has a proclivity to take human, male reproductive organs into its proverbial mouth and apply a most prodigious suction*!

Frankly, sir, one might observe that it sucks balls. It saddens me to tell you this, but unfortunately it is also a fan of receiving sodomy** from inmates of unusual size and aggression. It seems to enjoy this.

Please make the necessary changes to ensure that, should Facebook continue its new lifestyle, it does so well away from me. And allow me to enjoy the Facebook that did not suck balls quite so much.

If it's too much trouble, I could always just move on fully to Pownce.

Regards.

* (Not that there is anything intrinsically wrong with this activity.)
** (Again, this is not to pass judgement, it is simply not included in my preferences.)

No, I can't just write "sucks balls." Sue me.

- Scott

P.S. I've wrapped up my side project. And I've got energy for this crap again. So expect an outpouring.