It's something about myself I can't change. In order to be happy, I need two things.
- An enemy.
- A project.
Proposal: to offend people whose friendship I no longer, or possibly never did, desire on Facebook in order to ascertain which, if any, are suitable nemeses.
Added Awesome: Screenshots of the exchange.
Double Awesome: I'm blogging at work and I don't give a shit anymore. (This is somewhat unrelated.)
I think I'll start today and post the best results. I do it all for you, my ducklets.
Video Example: Dr. Orpheus attempts to court The Monarch as an arch.