Monday, October 15, 2007

Sabbatical.

The best TV comes with the cost of mid-season breaks and an off season. (Reality shows, however, have the ability to churn out shit at the same rate, forever.) The best movies come in three part trilogies. (Actually so do some of the worst...) And the best bloggers have to take a break now and then.

I can't produce any posts until November. I'm allowing a beat for that statement to sink in.

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Be strong. You'll make it. And when I return, let's just say there'll be a Revolution... Yes... quite a Revolution. OK, enough foreshadowing. In the meantime, and in no particular order, let's look back at the Best of Bufford... the Wonder Blog.

  • Offending the System post. Nostalgia for the kind of blatant assholery you can get away with in college, but not the workforce.
    Bonus
    : a comment from future-girlfriend Meg.

  • Revenge of the Slytherin post. A classic featuring making fun of nerds by dressing nerdier than them.
    Bonus:
    You need a bonus for that? Read the GD post!

  • Oh, the Hairmanity! post. An explanation of why I only get my hair cut once every three months in the same place.
    Bonus: Tim saying "hey-oh," I think there'll eventually be a drinking game to that extent.

  • Tacky Triad post. My railing against mid-west truckstop couture.
    Bonus: Farmed-out photoshoppery. I outsourced that one to Rob.

  • It's a twista! post. My favorite method of getting out of a lease early.
    Bonus: Lots of photos, including one of my saving an orphan.
Enjoy. I'll see you kids in November.